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Amanda
Jersey girl

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

Reblogged from: sickofallofyou via posted by: midnightthunders

(Source: itcuddles)

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

Reblogged from: thefadeawaygirl via posted by: suspnd
haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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Reblogged from: thefadeawaygirl via posted by: kateevangelistaauthor

(Source: fefere)

Reblogged from: sian-valentine via posted by: fefere

You can’t help us ‘cause we don’t want to be saved.

(Source: quininesoda)

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vausemern:

"I feel like I’m playing house."

"Wanna play doctor instead?"

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haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

(Source: yeah-yougotme)

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spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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larrydavidofficial:

my entire life

(Source: nobodylikespete)

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